AISubs v3.7
- I'm Yabana. - I'm Ryota.
- I'm Tanaka. - I'm Yamada.
Usually, when it comes to cheering for a sport,
not only the players but also the fans say, "Let's all become one eye."
- Yes. - But I think they're just saying it randomly.
- Yeah, I get it. - They're saying it as if they're cheering for us.
As if they're saying, "Let's all become one eye and cheer for them."
- "Are you guys really used to being one eye?" - Yeah, that might be it.
I'm not saying we don't have the strength,
but I don't think we're used to being one eye.
- It's not painful for us. - Yeah.
This time, I've come up with a way to really become one eye and cheer for a sport.
If this works out, it'll spread all over the world and there'll be a huge reform in cheering.
- Yeah. - So we don't have to hit the drums anymore?
- We don't have to hit them anymore. - Oh, I see.
- We don't have to do "bubuzera" anymore. - We don't have to do "koi" anymore.
- With this rule I came up with, - Yeah.
- I think everyone will start cheering for us. - Yeah.
- This rule is... - Yeah.
It's "takoyaki."
Oh, you ate it!
- You got the worst shot. - You got infected with coronavirus.
- What? "Takoyaki"? - It's "takoyaki."
- What are you talking about? - "Takoyaki"?
- You're making it sound like you know it, but you're right. - Yeah.
- I just said it while we were talking about it. - Yeah.
- This time, Ryo and I will be a team. - Yeah.
- We'll be cheering for one team. - Yeah.
- And Toshime's team will be cheering for the enemy team. - Yeah.
- This is just normal cheering, but... - Yeah.
- It's "desane" from now on. - It's "desane" from now on.
We'll be cheering for a basketball game.
- Even if we say "do your best," it won't reach the players. - Yeah.
- If we score a point, we have to eat the "takoyaki" worth of that point. - Oh!
- If me and Ryo's team score a point, we'll get two points for basketball. - Yeah.
- Then Ryo and I will eat one "takoyaki" each. - Yeah.
- Or we'll have to eat two "takoyaki" each. - Yeah.
- We'll both do that. - Yeah.
- We'll be happy if we score a point, but it'll get harder and harder. - Yeah.
- And of course, it'll get harder and harder for the players. - Yeah.
- We'll both share the pain and overcome it in the end. - Yeah.
- We'll share the pain and overcome it in the end. - Yeah.
- The players and the fans will be one. - Yeah.
- We'll be the same players. - Yeah.
- If we lose, - Yeah.
- the team cheering for us will lose. - What?!
- What does that mean? - Lose?
- End of game? - End of game!
- If we can't eat "takoyaki" anymore, it's over.
- The game is over, right? - The game is over.
- This time, we have to focus on eating and cheering for the team. - Yeah.
- We can't prepare "takoyaki" ourselves. - Yeah.
- So we've prepared "takoyaki" for you. - Oh! Hello! - Welcome! - We've prepared "takoyaki" for you! - What have you done?! - When you enter the store, you'll get that "takoyaki". - What "takoyaki" did you get? - Oh, it's "takobakudan". - "Takobakudan"?! - It's the most expensive one. - Oh, I bought it. - No, you haven't eaten it yet. - No, I haven't. - Oh, yeah, there's a lot of "gindago" in there. - There's a lot of "gindago" in there. - We'll give you a lot of it. - As for the detailed rules of this time, you eat when you enter the store, right? - Yeah.
- If you can't eat it because it's too big, you can put it in your mouth until you get the next one in. - Oh!
- If you have any opinions left at the moment you enter, it's over. - The referee will shout "octopus break" and declare a foul and the game is over.
- In today's game, if you shout "timeout" once for each team, you won't get a minute's break. - Oh!
- If you can't catch up, you can use it. - Yeah, if you think it's bad, you can say it. - I see.
- The timing of "timeout" is when this team is attacking a lot. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- When you're about to put in your own team, you might say "timeout" and stop it. - That's right.
- Did the basketball team come from the city hall of Okazaki today as well? - Well, we're all citizens of Okazaki, so I think there's a limit to what we can call you.
- We're professional players! - Why?! I called you again. - I called you again.
- If you do that, you'll get in trouble. - You'll see. - We'll do our best in our own field.
- Now, the game will finally start! - I can't wait! - I can't wait to see it in person! - I can't wait!
- It's so special! - Yeah! - What kind of game is this?
- Today's players are... - Yes! - San-en-neo - phoenix! - Thank you!
- They're real... - Toyohashi! - Yes, they're Toyohashi's professional team. - Yes!
- Mokuto Ryo is in this Bibs Rush Team. - Yes!
- And Toshii Ume is in this Bibs Alley Team. - Yes! - Okay! - Now, let's begin!
- Wow! - Don't get nervous! - It's about to start! - I've never seen this kind of tempo before in my life!
- They're really fast, aren't they? - There's a 2m player called Yamamoto Mushi. - Wow!
- He's too fast! - Oh, oh, oh! - Our goal! Our goal! - It's starting!
- 2m and 6cm are under the goal! - They're different from us!
- Over! - Wow! - Go right! Go right!
- Ah! - Oh!
- Oh!
- Yay! - Yay!
- You did it! - Nice!
- Good job! - Nice!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Yes, yes, yes!
- The octopus is pretty big. - Yeah.
- Go! - Go!
- When you're teammates... - Yeah.
- You're always teammates. - Yeah.
- Yay! - Yay!
- Wow! - 3points!
- Outside, inside! - Are you going first or me?
- OK, OK. - Already coming!
Oh, it's turning!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Wow!
- We probably stick around. - Shoot it!
- Shoot it!
- It's going in! - Shoot it!
- What was that? - You got out right there.
You got out just now.
- Um... - Shoot!
- Shoot it! - Shoot it!
- Quick! - It's going in!
You don't need a water stream, do you?
No.
Oh, close!
Which one is it?
I'm not hungry.
You're not hungry, are you?
You have to eat 5 of them or you won't be able to do it.
There it is!
Oh, no!
There it is!
There's a lot in there!
It's heavy!
There's definitely something in there!
Put it down! Put it down!
Wow!
Okay, I'll take one!
I'll take one!
He's fast!
He's good!
I couldn't think of anything like that!
He's really fast!
He's fast!
Go, go, go!
Go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, go!
Go, go, go!
- Nice one! - Nice one!
- Which one is it? - Go, go, go!
- Go, go, go!
- Dangerous! - Dangerous!
You'll freeze on the way back.
Isn't it hot? Isn't it hot?
- Nice! - Nice!
- OK, OK, let's do it again. - Let's do it again.
Again!
FAST FORWARD
- Nice! - You're fast!
- Nice! - You're strong!
- Nice, I'm strong! - Here it comes!
- Nice! - Nice!
- Nice block! - Is it a nice block?
- What do you call it? - Is it a net?
- Dangerous! - Dangerous!
Look at the live dunk!
Here it comes!
- Nice! - 3?
- It's a 3, I'll say it. - 3!
OK.
- Is it coming? - Oh!
3?
- Close, close, close! - Do you aim for 3s?
- It hits like that? - Oh!
- Nice! - Nice!
Woo!
- Wow! - This is easy!
- Wow! - Yeah!
- This is bad! This is tough! - Wow!
- This is good! - Yeah!
- This is tough too! - I'm always changing!
- Wow! - Nice!
- Nice!
- Wow! Nice! - Technical!
- Woo! - Wow!
- Stop it! - Wow!
- Wow!
- The line is beautiful!
- Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
- Wow! - Nice!
- Watch out! Watch out! - You're doing good!
- Wow! - Nice!
- You can still eat it!
- Technical!
- Is it coming? Is it coming?
- This is bad! This is bad! This is bad!
- I'm always changing! I'm always changing! This is bad!
- It's unique! - Yeah!
- This is fun!
- Yeah! - You're doing good!
- Is it impossible? - It's too easy!
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- It hurts!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- You can do it!
- Woo! - Nice! Nice!
- You're doing good!
- Technical! Technical!
- Are you okay? This is bad!
- Wow!
- Nice!
- Wow!
- Woo!
I'm in a warm bubble.
Oh, no!
The moment you breathe in, the next one comes.
I can't get a reaction.
Oh, no!
Let's calm down and go!
Huh?
You're too slow!
Masaki is fast!
I'm going slowly! Don't talk to me!
Oh, no!
Masaki!
It's dangerous! Don't get angry!
You're too slow!
Oh, no!
Yeah!
Oh, no!
It's a tie!
I'm going!
It's going to end soon!
Woo!
Yeah!
Wow!
You're cool!
Woo!
You're cool!
Woo!
So, the first eater has finished eating.
He has 33 points now.
So, one person can eat 15 or 16 eggs.
It's too early for me to react at all.
I feel like I'm going to drown.
How many eggs did you eat?
Four.
It's okay.
Wasn't it three?
Four?
Well...
It's coming, isn't it?
Yes, it's coming.
It's coming, isn't it?
And you're really a three-point demon, aren't you?
I'm really impatient for a three-point demon.
If you eat one and calm down, you're already here.
Shall we move on to the second quarter?
Second Quarter
It's started!
It's coming. It's coming. It's coming.
We're the next enemies!
Which one? Which one? Which one?
Is it in?
It's not in. It's not in.
It's in. It's in. It's in.
Oh, it's in! It's in!
It's in! It's in!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, no! It's not bad.
This one was really good.
This is bad.
Oh, no!
You have to eat it. You have to eat it.
Eat it. Eat it. Eat it.
Oh, it's shaking!
You can't talk to me.
Oh, it's coming back. It's coming back.
It's coming back. It's coming back.
Oh, wow!
He's using the bounce!
Wow!
A beautiful chain.
He's fast! He's fast!
It doesn't stop at all.
He's using the chain.
Yes, I'm using it.
Let's go slowly. Let's go slowly.
Let's go slowly.
You're funny!
I'm really grateful for that.
Let's go!
Wow!
Wow! Wow!
Wow! Delicious!
Delicious!
Go in! Go in! Go in!
I can't speak at all!
Go! Go!
He's doing it!
Wow!
What you just did was weird.
I did it too!
Go! Go! Go!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow!
Wow! I got 100 points!
Hey!
He's really good!
Wow!
He's really good!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
He's really good!
I don't need to do anything.
Wow!
Go! Go! Go!
Wow!
That's bad.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow!
That's fast!
Calm down!
Go! Go! Go!
Wow!
Oh no! Oh no!
Hey!
That's dangerous!
Dangerous! Dangerous!
What's the rule?
What?
Go! Go! Go!
Hey! It's already over!
It's already over!
Can you do it?
Not yet.
Wait! Wait!
I want to play more!
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out!
I'm attacking!
Watch out!
It's not important!
Watch out! Watch out!
Can you do it?
I can do it! I can do it!
Okay!
Wow!
It's not good!
Watch out!
Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out!
Time out!
It's not good!
Time out!
It's an irregular laser!
Is it over?
Either of you totally missed it.
It was definitely over, wasn't it?
I missed it.
This team is leading in the basket itself.
Shall we go?
Let's go!
I can't get in between the teams.
Everyone, let's focus from here!
Let's do it one by one!
Let's calm down!
Don't waste bullets!
There's no waste, you know?
I don't want you to tell us.
Wow!
That was quick!
Wow!
Slowly! Slowly!
Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out!
Wow!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Beep! Beep! Beep!
I won!
Hey!
We just started and you're already lining up three people.
You put in a lot.
I said "bam, bam, bam!"
There's no way a dog can eat at this pace.
It's faster than an accelerator hopper.
Bam, bam, bam!
I'm sorry.
You're leading like this.
Is it over?
YouTube is winning properly.
I'm holding my head.
I'm sorry.
I want to lose because of you guys.
It's a pattern that athletes cut.
That's why it's strong.
For now, the score is 58-68.
Due to the Octopus Break, that team won.
That was fast!
We were feeling like we were in the fourth quarter.
Yeah.
The second quarter ended in about 18 minutes.
I think I was in my own team in the second half.
I'm serious.
I think we failed.
We failed.
I'm serious.
I'm happy we failed.
I'm happy about it.
Now I know why this cheering is bad.
It doesn't work.
We hate the results of our teammates who are doing their best.
And we make our teammates who are winning lose.
And we can't focus on cheering.
It's probably the worst basketball ever.
It's the worst.
It's the worst basketball ever.
The result of verification.
This cheering is...
Bad!
Let's cheer normally.
Yes.
Let's say goodbye and say goodbye.
Let's say goodbye.
So...
Because of the takoyaki, the game ended.
I'm sorry!
It was hard!
I'm sorry!
I think it's the best cheering we've ever had.
How was it?
I touched it a lot.
As soon as I made the shot, I thought it was worth the score.
It's not about the score.
It's about the score.
Please cooperate with us physically and mentally.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Goodbye!